Mike's party turned crazy- aka helping a criminal with "his" cars

So it was my old friend Mike Townson's bday, actually today is officially it- but last night he had some people together at Rhett's place out in Anna (a good party spot because it's out in the boonie's).
The party itself was great, it was a perfect night- we had a sweet bonfire going. Had fun at the zipline from the huge tree that brought back memories of parties back in the day... some guy made "Beer hot air balloons" and attempted to launch them. Unsuccessfully. They burst into flames and that was about it.
But, as usual, I somehow get involved in fucked up shit unknowingly.. and now I remember why I've been staying home so much...

Ok first, the party was a real blast. There was a good turn out and everyone had a good time. But then around 4am most everyone had left except a few people passed out inside and me, Roman, Rhett and a friend of Rhett's were the only one's left outside drinking and chatting it up. I see 2 vehicles a ways down the road and it looked like one was broke down and the other was trying to help him, so being the drunkenly good samaritan that I am I start walking over to help them out... well Rhett is like dude where are you going stay here, but Roman followed me to help out.. I approach this white guy in a leather jacket and I'm like what's up you need some help?

The Guy: My brother got his car stuck in this ditch man we can't get it out!
*I notice the back tire of this van is stuck in the mud in a ditch off the side of the road*
At this point he starts telling me his little brother had been drinking and had ran off, and he promised his brother he would stay behind and take care of it. I was drunk and didn't pay much attention to the story, I was in the mud trying to hook a wheel strap on the under frame of this van.. then he tells me to get in his truck while he is in the van and try to push it out while he's gassing it.
We tried this for a few minutes, and then realized we were just digging the back tire into the mud even more. The man was REALLY anxious to get out of there and he said he would give us a QP of weed if we got him out. I got out and was like man this isn't working but you need to get this thing out soon before the cops roll by... I was like man I've got some legal shit going on I'm not trying to get stopped by the police tonight.

At this point he lifts his shirt up showing off a .45 revolver and is like "Yeah.. neither am I. Let's hurry up." I start to realize this is a strange situation I've gotten myself into, and I look in the van that is stuck in the mud and notice that it's full of big screen TV's (like 4 huge ones in the back) and a bunch of brand new stereo's and electronics all in boxes, piled up in the car, even the passanger seat was stacked FULL of boxes.

I then notice this guy has white latex gloves on. It hits me that my finger prints are now on both cars, and at least one of these cars is stolen because the guy is not concerned at all about the condition of these cars, he is telling me to ram one into the other to get it out of the ditch.

I look at Roman and I'm like ok man we need to get out of here, then I turn to the dude and I'm like hey look we've been trying to help you for 30 min this isn't working out.. but we have to JET. Now. He's like fuck ok whatever. I told him he needed to hurry up and get out of there and he just growled I KNOW..

We go back to the front of the house and keep drinking and hanging out talking about how weird this is, and then eventually Rhett and his friend drive out there and ram the guy out of the ditch, but one of his tires was already stripped at this point. Rhett gets back and is like man I think I'm going to call the cops I don't want this guy in my neighborhood- which is understandable. I'm like alright man do what you want, this guy isn't getting out of that hole. Rhett is like actually I just helped him out of it in like 5 min. We had tried for about 30 with negative success.. he must have just rammed that car good, haha.
So the first time Rhett and his friend drove by they saw the guy had a handgun on him, they went back to the house and got an AK-47 and AR-15 and brought them back when they went to help the guy.
After Rhett calls the cops we decide we should go see if the car full of loot is still there, maybe we can score off it- haha. We are driving and suddenly a cop car pulls out of nowhere and quickly blockades the road so we can't get past. He questions us about everything and we tell him what happened.

Anyway, later on the cops apparently called Rhett back and said thanks to our direction they found this guy, both cars were stolen and he had managed to drive the van with a totally blown out tire (the whole tire stripped off and was on the side of the road) and then wreck it and flip it over.

Crazy night.. I'm glad I made it home safe, thank Jehovah that there wasn't any trouble! I was just trying to help the guy.