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So it was my old friend Mike Townson's bday, actually today is officially it- but last night he had some people together at Rhett's place out in Anna (a good party spot because it's out in the boonie's).
The party itself was great, it was a perfect night- we had a sweet bonfire going. Had fun at the zipline from the huge tree that brought back memories of parties back in the day... some guy made "Beer hot air balloons" and attempted to launch them. Unsuccessfully. They burst into flames and that was about it.
But, as usual, I somehow get involved in fucked up shit unknowingly.. and now I remember why I've been staying home so much...
Ok first, the party was a real blast. There was a good turn out and everyone had a good time. But then around 4am most everyone had left except a few people passed out inside and me, Roman, Rhett and a friend of Rhett's were the only one's left outside drinking and chatting it up. I see 2 vehicles a ways down the road and it looked like one was broke down and the other was trying to help him, so being the drunkenly good samaritan that I am I start walking over to help them out... well Rhett is like dude where are you going stay here, but Roman followed me to help out.. I approach this white guy in a leather jacket and I'm like what's up you need some help?
The Guy: My brother got his car stuck in this ditch man we can't get it out!
*I notice the back tire of this van is stuck in the mud in a ditch off the side of the road*
At this point he starts telling me his little brother had been drinking and had ran off, and he promised his brother he would stay behind and take care of it. I was drunk and didn't pay much attention to the story, I was in the mud trying to hook a wheel strap on the under frame of this van.. then he tells me to get in his truck while he is in the van and try to push it out while he's gassing it.
We tried this for a few minutes, and then realized we were just digging the back tire into the mud even more. The man was REALLY anxious to get out of there and he said he would give us a QP of weed if we got him out. I got out and was like man this isn't working but you need to get this thing out soon before the cops roll by... I was like man I've got some legal shit going on I'm not trying to get stopped by the police tonight.
At this point he lifts his shirt up showing off a .45 revolver and is like "Yeah.. neither am I. Let's hurry up." I start to realize this is a strange situation I've gotten myself into, and I look in the van that is stuck in the mud and notice that it's full of big screen TV's (like 4 huge ones in the back) and a bunch of brand new stereo's and electronics all in boxes, piled up in the car, even the passanger seat was stacked FULL of boxes.
I then notice this guy has white latex gloves on. It hits me that my finger prints are now on both cars, and at least one of these cars is stolen because the guy is not concerned at all about the condition of these cars, he is telling me to ram one into the other to get it out of the ditch.
I look at Roman and I'm like ok man we need to get out of here, then I turn to the dude and I'm like hey look we've been trying to help you for 30 min this isn't working out.. but we have to JET. Now. He's like fuck ok whatever. I told him he needed to hurry up and get out of there and he just growled I KNOW..
We go back to the front of the house and keep drinking and hanging out talking about how weird this is, and then eventually Rhett and his friend drive out there and ram the guy out of the ditch, but one of his tires was already stripped at this point. Rhett gets back and is like man I think I'm going to call the cops I don't want this guy in my neighborhood- which is understandable. I'm like alright man do what you want, this guy isn't getting out of that hole. Rhett is like actually I just helped him out of it in like 5 min. We had tried for about 30 with negative success.. he must have just rammed that car good, haha.
So the first time Rhett and his friend drove by they saw the guy had a handgun on him, they went back to the house and got an AK-47 and AR-15 and brought them back when they went to help the guy.
After Rhett calls the cops we decide we should go see if the car full of loot is still there, maybe we can score off it- haha. We are driving and suddenly a cop car pulls out of nowhere and quickly blockades the road so we can't get past. He questions us about everything and we tell him what happened.
Anyway, later on the cops apparently called Rhett back and said thanks to our direction they found this guy, both cars were stolen and he had managed to drive the van with a totally blown out tire (the whole tire stripped off and was on the side of the road) and then wreck it and flip it over.
Crazy night.. I'm glad I made it home safe, thank Jehovah that there wasn't any trouble! I was just trying to help the guy.
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Monday, May 25, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
iPhone Mafia R/R, iKnights, iMob & iMobster codes
Ok I was sick a couple days and playing on my iPhone in bed since there was nothing to do, now I'm addicted to these games! Here are some weapon codes if you need better attack/defense, and friend codes, including mine if you need to increase your possee:
iKnights and iMob
(I've used 95% so they are almost all confirmed):
My friend Code: 147 955 044
My family code for iMobsters- 11MZS1
CLICK "READ MORE" TO SHOW ALL LEGIT CODES!
Tested iMob friend codes:
iMob Weapon Codes:
leatherface - 10 Chain Saws
donttasemebro = 10 Tasers
iKnights Weapon Codes:
dragonmaster = 1 Red Reaper
Mafia R/R Friend Codes:
My code- 333272
Actually I'm pretty sure if you start at 3000 and go up (3001, 3002, etc) they are created in order. Some will probably not work if they are no longer active, but that would be an easy way to add, maybe more efficient than starting at the lower numbers since higher numbers are more recent, meaning more likely to be checked quicker. ; )
Verified friend codes for iMobster
3UVQQ
TMQT3
v4n1p
PUP3Z
R3mnq
1znvp
TMNN1
VRURN
2U3PM
TT12P
p11nt
T2RU2
QRPVR
433RZ
Add your codes to the list in comments and I'll post them! Get your mob grown, increase the size of your possee in either program so you can do more damage!
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iKnights and iMob
(I've used 95% so they are almost all confirmed):
My friend Code: 147 955 044
My family code for iMobsters- 11MZS1
CLICK "READ MORE" TO SHOW ALL LEGIT CODES!
- 170 177 914
- 167 193 028
- 164 894 648
- 177 644 448
- 212 055 160
- 136 919 518
- 171 222 400
- 170 797 003
- 180 580 201
- 198 174 762
- 142 405 553
- 107 754 886
- 197 295 943
- 175 783 778
- 195 725 056
- 200 648 291
- 176 805 649
- 124 801 551
- 189 202 469
- 198 074 710
- 148 374 609
- 201 379 427
- 155 052 085
- 201 451 929
- 184 940 664
- 197 136 475
- 182 623 670
- 211 554 444
- 195 725 056
- 139 636 447
- 189 757 776
- 184 002 028
- 176 533 303
Tested iMob friend codes:
- 173 427 070
- 149 922 099
- 157 943 349
- 139 636 447
- 187 565 468
- 173 578 639
- 148 487 761
- 132 571 081
- 184 043 253
- 151 499 749
- 145 482 611
- 135 948 554
- 118 669 965
- 115 733 986
- 147 491 031
- 108 043 757
- 107 255 294
- 126 668 274
iMob Weapon Codes:
leatherface - 10 Chain Saws
donttasemebro = 10 Tasers
iKnights Weapon Codes:
dragonmaster = 1 Red Reaper
Mafia R/R Friend Codes:
My code- 333272
- 100560
- 77957
- 173598
- 39359
- 2461
- 2504
- 2759
- 3097
- 2915
- 3621
- 3615
- 6134
- 5255
- 5512
- 7383
- 4422
- 7723
- 7193
- 6664
- 10089
- 11106
- 11242
- 11944
- 7285
- 12735
- 9984
- 12964
- 9986
- 14668
- 10022
- 14496
- 14672
- 12596
- 11905
- 15862
- 16014
- 11234
- 13820
- 17492
- 17753
- 7847
- 11623
- 14672
- 19994
- 20484
- 20900
- 17029
- 21326
- 4877
- 8760
- 21236
- 17492
- 9013
Actually I'm pretty sure if you start at 3000 and go up (3001, 3002, etc) they are created in order. Some will probably not work if they are no longer active, but that would be an easy way to add, maybe more efficient than starting at the lower numbers since higher numbers are more recent, meaning more likely to be checked quicker. ; )
Verified friend codes for iMobster
3UVQQ
TMQT3
v4n1p
PUP3Z
R3mnq
1znvp
TMNN1
VRURN
2U3PM
TT12P
p11nt
T2RU2
QRPVR
433RZ
Add your codes to the list in comments and I'll post them! Get your mob grown, increase the size of your possee in either program so you can do more damage!
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Saturday, May 9, 2009
10 Tight Underground Hip Hop songs you haven't heard (Part 1)
Anyone who knows me know my affinity to Hip hop... I love sharing music with other people, and finding new, good music. Not just hip hop, but that's what I love most. So check out some of these songs and see what you think, and post if you have others that you think I haven't heard but need to hear! Try to post as little radio hip hop as possible... Preferably none unless it's BRAND NEW and you don't think we've heard it, but need to.
These are all kinds of various sub-genres, I just grouped it into "hip hop" so let's not argue about what the fuck is and isn't hip hop. Or underground. That varies place to place. Either way these are good artists so just listen to them if you like DIFFERENT hip hop. Not the same old radio bullshit all the time.
10) Butta featuring Money Attitude-What It D
9) Blu & Exile- The World Is (Below the Heavens..)
8) Black Ice- Shine
7) 9th Wonder & Buckshot- No Future
6) The Foreign Exchange- I wanna Know
5) Slum Village- Climax
4) Hezekiah- What You Gonna Do Ft. Society Park
3) Buff1- Pretty Baby
2) Drake- Closer
1) Cassidy, Saigon & Termanology- To The Top (with Statik Selektah)
If you have any songs that you want to share, hip hop or R&B or any info related to any of the above songs/artists, let me know!
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These are all kinds of various sub-genres, I just grouped it into "hip hop" so let's not argue about what the fuck is and isn't hip hop. Or underground. That varies place to place. Either way these are good artists so just listen to them if you like DIFFERENT hip hop. Not the same old radio bullshit all the time.
10) Butta featuring Money Attitude-What It D
9) Blu & Exile- The World Is (Below the Heavens..)
8) Black Ice- Shine
7) 9th Wonder & Buckshot- No Future
6) The Foreign Exchange- I wanna Know
5) Slum Village- Climax
4) Hezekiah- What You Gonna Do Ft. Society Park
3) Buff1- Pretty Baby
2) Drake- Closer
1) Cassidy, Saigon & Termanology- To The Top (with Statik Selektah)
If you have any songs that you want to share, hip hop or R&B or any info related to any of the above songs/artists, let me know!
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Friday, May 8, 2009
Top 3 Reasons Looking for a New Job Sucks
We all know that looking for a new job can be frustrating, especially in an economy like ours currently... and it can be very taxing on you emotionally. It is of course, not the lack of a job usually that makes us so anxious.. but obviously, the lack of CASH MONEY.
Stressing about finances can be enough to make you even physically ill when all the bills come due... but here are some of the 3 things that piss me off the most about the job hunting process
Reason # 1:
The Application Process
Now maybe it's just me... but when I'm looking for a job, it usually only takes me a few minutes to realize that... shit, man. There's GOT to be a better way.
Why is it, in 2009... that there is still no GENERALIZED APPLICATION FORM for job applicants? I know, I know some of you will say "that's called a resume dipshit" but, no. That's not what I'm talking about. Most places still require an application to be filled out even if you get hired off of just a resume.
But WHY must I fill out a different application for each job, when they ALL have the SAME information???? Can't I just make a DAMNED COPY of one?!?! This alone is enough to drive you crazy, especially after your hand goes numb from filling out applications that are all the same, aside from the different formatting.
Reason # 2:
Psychological "Aptitude" Tests
This is my personal favorite. As in, least favorite. I know that it makes sense to run applicants through the bigger mesh before going through the fine strainer, but.. does that honestly take 100 questions!?!? Not to mention they are all actually a combination of the same 10 questions, phrased slightly differently.
Wouldn't 20 questions cut it???
Or even 1... because most of them basically boil down to one question:
"Would you ever do anything that you know would be frowned upon by management, even if you knew you wouldn't get caught?"
Hm. A better question would be "Even if I would... would I TELL you? On the application? While I'm trying to get the job?"
Which one is stupider here, the employer or the applicant? Honestly.
They all basically look something like this:
1) You have a manager that forces you to work 12 hour shifts every day of the week, and never pays you over time, which by the way is what we're going to do to you... Would you sue us.. er I mean him?
2) ...If you met said manager in a dark alley, and noticed a large, perfectly aerodynamic throwing stone conveniently located next to your feet. ...would you hit him with it?
3) Would you ever rob us?
4) ... are you sure? Swear it?
One of the worst things is they actually ask fucked up questions to trick you, but they are so ethically wrong.. they are not only filtering out psycho's.. but anyone with a good heart.
5) You're working at a convenience store and you see a coworker steal a loaf of bread. You know he is doing bad financially, and actually lives in a cardboard box with his 5 kids and wife because we pay him dirt. You also know we make more than enough profit every year for him to take 800 million loaves of bread, and not even notice. He hasn't eaten in over a week. ......He will probably die if he doesn't eat this bread.Right now.
Also, he has cancer. And one wooden leg.
....would you tell on him?
FUCK NO MAN, are you serious? I'd be like fuck this shit man take 2. And have this bag of chips. Make a chip sandwich. It's the least they can do.
Reason # 3:
Interviews and the good ole "Gang bang" style Group Interview
I know, this one is obvious. Most everyone hates interviews and it has been beaten to death. Hell, I'm pretty good at interviews... I still hate them. But it had to make the list.
Group interviews are always the worst, especially when they don't tell you it will be a group interview. One of my last interviews they brought me in a room with 5 people, not including myself. All managers, only like 2 of which had anything to do with my job function. I had never met any of these people previously at all, because I got the job through a temp agency.
Now it's a good idea to see how people will perform in unexpected circumstances, so I can understand the thought process. But it still sucks. One by one they pass you around the room like a piece of ass at the playboy mansion, and take turns asking you ridiculous shit.. the typical questions no one likes to be asked, but they ask at every interview.
"Give us an example of a time when you've worked so hard for a previous employer that you had to be hospitalized"
And then they all stare at you analyzing you for bullshit.
The most helpful ability for interviewing is the ability to bullshit. But always interweave it with things that are factual. Embellishing or even editing out certain parts of actual stories is a good aspect of this.
For example. Tell them about the time you saved your old managers life by performing CPR. ...Just leave out the fact that YOU were the one who knocked his ass out.
Of course when you're using the embellishing technique, don't go overboard. This is easy to do when you've got a group of people staring at you confused at the end of what you thought was a great example of customer service. Obviously they are waiting for something more impressive. Fight the urge to throw in that one extra line of Bullshit to get them to stop looking at you like an idiot.
It won't work!
"...and that is how I kept our customer happy and coming back to our store!"
*awkward silence, a couple slightly gaping mouths and furrowed brows*
"...... I also donated one of my kidneys to her son"
The job search can be a long drawn out process... and I was going to end this on a positive note. But in all honestly, looking for a job sucks. And it sucks hard. ..the only thing worse is actually having a job. ; )
Good luck in your job search, and the same goes for me hopefully....
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Stressing about finances can be enough to make you even physically ill when all the bills come due... but here are some of the 3 things that piss me off the most about the job hunting process
Reason # 1:
The Application Process
Now maybe it's just me... but when I'm looking for a job, it usually only takes me a few minutes to realize that... shit, man. There's GOT to be a better way.
Why is it, in 2009... that there is still no GENERALIZED APPLICATION FORM for job applicants? I know, I know some of you will say "that's called a resume dipshit" but, no. That's not what I'm talking about. Most places still require an application to be filled out even if you get hired off of just a resume.
But WHY must I fill out a different application for each job, when they ALL have the SAME information???? Can't I just make a DAMNED COPY of one?!?! This alone is enough to drive you crazy, especially after your hand goes numb from filling out applications that are all the same, aside from the different formatting.
Reason # 2:
Psychological "Aptitude" Tests
This is my personal favorite. As in, least favorite. I know that it makes sense to run applicants through the bigger mesh before going through the fine strainer, but.. does that honestly take 100 questions!?!? Not to mention they are all actually a combination of the same 10 questions, phrased slightly differently.
Wouldn't 20 questions cut it???
Or even 1... because most of them basically boil down to one question:
"Would you ever do anything that you know would be frowned upon by management, even if you knew you wouldn't get caught?"
Hm. A better question would be "Even if I would... would I TELL you? On the application? While I'm trying to get the job?"
Which one is stupider here, the employer or the applicant? Honestly.
They all basically look something like this:
1) You have a manager that forces you to work 12 hour shifts every day of the week, and never pays you over time, which by the way is what we're going to do to you... Would you sue us.. er I mean him?
2) ...If you met said manager in a dark alley, and noticed a large, perfectly aerodynamic throwing stone conveniently located next to your feet. ...would you hit him with it?
3) Would you ever rob us?
4) ... are you sure? Swear it?
One of the worst things is they actually ask fucked up questions to trick you, but they are so ethically wrong.. they are not only filtering out psycho's.. but anyone with a good heart.
5) You're working at a convenience store and you see a coworker steal a loaf of bread. You know he is doing bad financially, and actually lives in a cardboard box with his 5 kids and wife because we pay him dirt. You also know we make more than enough profit every year for him to take 800 million loaves of bread, and not even notice. He hasn't eaten in over a week. ......He will probably die if he doesn't eat this bread.Right now.
Also, he has cancer. And one wooden leg.
....would you tell on him?
FUCK NO MAN, are you serious? I'd be like fuck this shit man take 2. And have this bag of chips. Make a chip sandwich. It's the least they can do.
Reason # 3:
Interviews and the good ole "Gang bang" style Group Interview
I know, this one is obvious. Most everyone hates interviews and it has been beaten to death. Hell, I'm pretty good at interviews... I still hate them. But it had to make the list.
Group interviews are always the worst, especially when they don't tell you it will be a group interview. One of my last interviews they brought me in a room with 5 people, not including myself. All managers, only like 2 of which had anything to do with my job function. I had never met any of these people previously at all, because I got the job through a temp agency.
Now it's a good idea to see how people will perform in unexpected circumstances, so I can understand the thought process. But it still sucks. One by one they pass you around the room like a piece of ass at the playboy mansion, and take turns asking you ridiculous shit.. the typical questions no one likes to be asked, but they ask at every interview.
"Give us an example of a time when you've worked so hard for a previous employer that you had to be hospitalized"
And then they all stare at you analyzing you for bullshit.
The most helpful ability for interviewing is the ability to bullshit. But always interweave it with things that are factual. Embellishing or even editing out certain parts of actual stories is a good aspect of this.
For example. Tell them about the time you saved your old managers life by performing CPR. ...Just leave out the fact that YOU were the one who knocked his ass out.
Of course when you're using the embellishing technique, don't go overboard. This is easy to do when you've got a group of people staring at you confused at the end of what you thought was a great example of customer service. Obviously they are waiting for something more impressive. Fight the urge to throw in that one extra line of Bullshit to get them to stop looking at you like an idiot.
It won't work!
"...and that is how I kept our customer happy and coming back to our store!"
*awkward silence, a couple slightly gaping mouths and furrowed brows*
"...... I also donated one of my kidneys to her son"
The job search can be a long drawn out process... and I was going to end this on a positive note. But in all honestly, looking for a job sucks. And it sucks hard. ..the only thing worse is actually having a job. ; )
Good luck in your job search, and the same goes for me hopefully....
Read more!
The 6 Phases of High School "Punishment"
I guess everyone had it different in HS, some of us hated it. Some of us loved it. But what I learned most from High School.. wasn't in any of the books. It was more important and practical than anything the faculty had planned on the curriculum.
Life lessons- most important probably is how to interact with other people. You learn that there are always rules, and there are people who enforce those rules. You also learn that some of those people are sincerely trying to help, while others are just dysfunctional assholes taking out their frustrations in life by trying to hold you down.
But either way, you learned how to interact with these people... and if you were like me, you learned how to test them and push each of their limits to see how far you can get. But, anyway- one of the reasons I enjoyed HS so much was that, being a minor, they could only do so much to "punish" you...
The 6 Phases of High School "Punishment"
Ok this I never understood, but definitely took advantage of. For example, let's say you were in your friends classes clowning around more than you were actually in your own (like me). Eventually the teachers decided even though you had some entertainment value, they couldn't let your disregard for school policies go unchecked.. so what do they do?
Enter the stages of punishment in HS:
-Stage 1: Office Referral
AKA - get out of class free card. Sweet! I'd go and have some good conversations with my principals, I'd even skip class on my own and go there some days... not very effective.
-Stage 2: Detention
This one kind of sucked, depending if anyone else fun was in detention that day or not. Only because you had to stay after school, but really it was like 1 big class.. with all your friends.
-Stage 3: Wednesday or Saturday school
(..unless you're me, then you had both. I had so many of these suckers earned up one year they tried to make me come all through SUMMER.. hah! I was like ummm no I don't think I'll be attending sorry)
These were just basically really long detentions. Like 2 or 4 hours I can't remember.
-Stage 4: ISS (In School Suspension)
ahhhhh good ole' ISS. The coaches and substitutes took turns running this one, most of which I got along with. There were only 2 computers, coach liked me so he'd actually kick other kids off to let me get on and play Tribes... haha! Amazingly, they also let you out a little early (I think the point was so you wouldn't have any contact with the other kids, but you could just hang out and wait for school to be over if you wanted to... so really it was just an extra bonus!)
So, this one is like a free day, also with all your friends.
See, it only gets better! Now sometimes if you had a good group of friends in ISS, you'd have so much fun it was actually better than school. In which case we worked up a good plan.. see if you are LATE to ISS, they give you an extra day. Most kids seemed to think this was a horrible thing. We thought it was AWESOME. Why?
Because this means that we could sleep in, then come to ISS. Leave early, and do it all over again. As long as we wanted. But if you were in ISS for more than a week or 2 in a row, they'd up the anti... with OSS.
Stage 5: OSS (Out of School Suspension)
Ok. This never made sense to me either. If sleeping in, hanging with your friends, then getting off early wasn't enough for you.. they'd give you a few days off. If you had too much ISS they would put you in OSS, or alternatively you could skip straight to OSS by fighting or doing something pretty bad, but not bad enough to warrant alternative school.
OSS was basically a free pass to miss school and not have it count against you, for a few days usually.
Not comfortable enough for you? Well, have no fear- there is 1 last level of "punishment".
Stage 6: The final stage in the saga of HS "punishment"... Alternative School
I spent my last entire year of HS minus a few weeks in A.S. and actually graduated from there. You'd get this by doing something bad enough to get you thrown off of campus. In my case, the first time, that was showing up drunk to 1st period class still drinking vodka out of my water bottle and acting like a fool before finally being arrested and escorted out of class in handcuffs... after the cop got me off from standing on the table and taking a bow while the class cheered me on.
Now AS is your very own SCHOOL. Where you get to sleep in late about an hour, and also get out like 1.5 hours early. And usually your friends are there. This one could get old quickly though if you didn't have enough friends with you though, or if you weren't hopped up on Adderall like I was at the time.
Aghhh... if only the rest of life was like High School....
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Life lessons- most important probably is how to interact with other people. You learn that there are always rules, and there are people who enforce those rules. You also learn that some of those people are sincerely trying to help, while others are just dysfunctional assholes taking out their frustrations in life by trying to hold you down.
But either way, you learned how to interact with these people... and if you were like me, you learned how to test them and push each of their limits to see how far you can get. But, anyway- one of the reasons I enjoyed HS so much was that, being a minor, they could only do so much to "punish" you...
The 6 Phases of High School "Punishment"
Ok this I never understood, but definitely took advantage of. For example, let's say you were in your friends classes clowning around more than you were actually in your own (like me). Eventually the teachers decided even though you had some entertainment value, they couldn't let your disregard for school policies go unchecked.. so what do they do?
Enter the stages of punishment in HS:
-Stage 1: Office Referral
AKA - get out of class free card. Sweet! I'd go and have some good conversations with my principals, I'd even skip class on my own and go there some days... not very effective.
-Stage 2: Detention
This one kind of sucked, depending if anyone else fun was in detention that day or not. Only because you had to stay after school, but really it was like 1 big class.. with all your friends.
-Stage 3: Wednesday or Saturday school
(..unless you're me, then you had both. I had so many of these suckers earned up one year they tried to make me come all through SUMMER.. hah! I was like ummm no I don't think I'll be attending sorry)
These were just basically really long detentions. Like 2 or 4 hours I can't remember.
-Stage 4: ISS (In School Suspension)
ahhhhh good ole' ISS. The coaches and substitutes took turns running this one, most of which I got along with. There were only 2 computers, coach liked me so he'd actually kick other kids off to let me get on and play Tribes... haha! Amazingly, they also let you out a little early (I think the point was so you wouldn't have any contact with the other kids, but you could just hang out and wait for school to be over if you wanted to... so really it was just an extra bonus!)
So, this one is like a free day, also with all your friends.
See, it only gets better! Now sometimes if you had a good group of friends in ISS, you'd have so much fun it was actually better than school. In which case we worked up a good plan.. see if you are LATE to ISS, they give you an extra day. Most kids seemed to think this was a horrible thing. We thought it was AWESOME. Why?
Because this means that we could sleep in, then come to ISS. Leave early, and do it all over again. As long as we wanted. But if you were in ISS for more than a week or 2 in a row, they'd up the anti... with OSS.
Stage 5: OSS (Out of School Suspension)
Ok. This never made sense to me either. If sleeping in, hanging with your friends, then getting off early wasn't enough for you.. they'd give you a few days off. If you had too much ISS they would put you in OSS, or alternatively you could skip straight to OSS by fighting or doing something pretty bad, but not bad enough to warrant alternative school.
OSS was basically a free pass to miss school and not have it count against you, for a few days usually.
Not comfortable enough for you? Well, have no fear- there is 1 last level of "punishment".
Stage 6: The final stage in the saga of HS "punishment"... Alternative School
I spent my last entire year of HS minus a few weeks in A.S. and actually graduated from there. You'd get this by doing something bad enough to get you thrown off of campus. In my case, the first time, that was showing up drunk to 1st period class still drinking vodka out of my water bottle and acting like a fool before finally being arrested and escorted out of class in handcuffs... after the cop got me off from standing on the table and taking a bow while the class cheered me on.
Now AS is your very own SCHOOL. Where you get to sleep in late about an hour, and also get out like 1.5 hours early. And usually your friends are there. This one could get old quickly though if you didn't have enough friends with you though, or if you weren't hopped up on Adderall like I was at the time.
Aghhh... if only the rest of life was like High School....
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